Twitter is a microblogging service, where people can share short updates about what they are doing. Some tweeple make me laugh. I have compiled some of those from the last week to hopefully make you laugh, too.
AussiewafflerI can stop drinking these white chocolate lattes any time I want…I’m not addicted…any….time..um…starting tomorrow…
librarythingtimNew LibraryThing member: “I’m gonna love you.” Now that I’m married, is there some way I can convert love into, um, money?
medpianoI want an old-fashioned *crackle* blue-light, *bzzt* electrified bug zapper. When little bugs are attracted to your monitor, that’s uncool
downesyNot a proud average: 9 semesters of postgrad teaching, 9 in which I have found cases of plagiarism (often multiple)
- AussiewafflerRight, that’s it, I’m sacking all the household staff. Have they done NOTHING in my absence ??
ppeachI love the whole body happiness expressed by sniffer beagle when it finds a banana in a bag.
copybloggerIf you think there’s a “right” way to use Twitter, and go around telling people they’re “wrong,” you’re a jackass.
lehmo23Damir Dokic needs a hug. anyone volunteering??
SusefromPeaSoupHaving a 1983 moment. Mercifully, without the hair.
wilwStar Trek has been reborn, and it is SPECTACULAR.
smurphThe thing I find most interesting about email is how it shows most people just CAN’T READ!! Frak me dead!
sentienceMay have said I would eat one of the other attendees for a ticket to #WWDC.
adnrwjust saw a guy get out of a channel 9 car with a massive styrofoam hand and a stick
sheepsclothingShooping centre truism – the bigger the backside the more likely it is to be covered in faded, dirty, stretchy leggings.
retrogrrlforgot I was wearing fluffy rabbit ears and got all tangled up in the venetian blinds (I know, don’t ask…)
drrwinterssometimes i like to write long, detailed emails. then at the bottom i type “Sent from Rick’s iPhone.”
KimmehkinsTurning off twitter, when you read tweets that make you want to punch someone, time to move away from the computer
alexmwalkerThe brick walls aren’t there to keep us out. They’re there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough. They stop the other people.- librarythingtim“First kill all the lawyers”? No, let’s keep them in bamboo cages and make them fight each other until there’s a winner, then kill that one.