Me: How are you this morning?
Mrs Poestop: I’m OK. My tummy’s a bit sore but that’s because my family is making me so angry and I have to clench my belly to hold it in.
Me: What about this big cut from the operation?
Mrs Poestop: Ow! Don’t you touch that! It’s sore.
Me: OK. How have you been apart from your tummy?
Mrs Poestop: I was fine until the other day when I had to go to the dentist. Then that’s how this all started.
Me: Do you know where we are at the moment?
Mrs Poestop: Of course I do! This is the hospital. They keep telling me it’s the hospital.
Me: That’s right. Good.
Mrs Poestop: Its only the ducks that cause trouble.
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