Scalpel's Edge

A surgeon's notes

Progress

Me: Have you opened your bowels?

Mrs Oxford: No. Just a few humble farts.

Next day

Me: Have you opened your bowels today?

Mrs Oxford: Yes. An honourable poo, indeed.

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