Me: Have you opened your bowels?
Mrs Oxford: No. Just a few humble farts.
Next day
Me: Have you opened your bowels today?
Mrs Oxford: Yes. An honourable poo, indeed.
Me: Have you opened your bowels?
Mrs Oxford: No. Just a few humble farts.
Next day
Me: Have you opened your bowels today?
Mrs Oxford: Yes. An honourable poo, indeed.
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