Twitter is a microblogging service, where people can share brief insights about their life and what they are up to.  I like to recognize some of the funny things that happen in the twitterverse.  Here are some of my favourites from the last couple of weeks

	problogger 2009 is still good although childeren seem to wake up earlier this year. Parents be warned. 8:06 AM yesterdayfrom Twittelator
	SylviaPlath Asked daughter if I could called her Gitmo, due to her skilled sleep-deprivation and audio harassment techniques. She said no 1:12 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from web
	holly_t Night 2 of the matching family pyjamas. My mom got all 12 of us penguin PJs. Can’t tell if we look cute, scary, or just plain weird. 12:51 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from web
	SylviaPlath Threatening daughter santa won’t come if she keeps pushing her sister over. *Sure* 7:16 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from web
	SylviaPlath Dreamt I was playing hide and seek with Nicole Kidman and a Tyrannasaurus Rex 9:42 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from web
	badbanana Pro Tip: If you want your neighbors to love you, rob their homes during the night and then give everything back on Christmas day. 4:21 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from web
	sandnsurf AlphaInventions.com is like Twitter on Speed…http://short.to/eua 4:46 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
	mushroompanda If a candle that burns twice as bright, burns for half as long… Does that mean senator conroy is going to live forever? 4:11 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Twinkle
	sentience Jess: “It’s very cute that you innocently thought I gave a crap about MacWorld Expo” 3:27 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 fromEventBox
	ppeach Simple solution to help the world see better, by a retired physics professor. http://bit.ly/bqtP 2:00 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TweetDeck
	jpoh @DrCris you needed an unfollow strategy? this might help http://tinyurl.com/5proac 11:48 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from webin reply to DrCris
	tjstaab I would give my left leg for someone to go and get diapers. I have none. It’s raining. Teenagers at a sleepover. I have to take twins. 11:45 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox

	medpiano I’m better now that I’m away from the crazy people out there. 🙂 (it’s not me, it’s them…obviously… heh) 8:14 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TweetDeck
	Geek2Nurse If I were this mental health therapist I might change my name. The EMR initial-stamps chart notes. Hers all show as written by “BAD MHT.” 7:56 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from txt
	firstdogonmoon The christmas tree wasn’t drinking the water in the holder. It went bad. Ewww. So what do christmas trees drink? Fanta? Egg nog? Blood? 7:56 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 fromTweetDeck
	crzegrl15 I so want a Santa Hat and a Magic 8 Ball.. 7:21 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
	asthepumpturns  I would rather sit in the snow then share a room with my co-workers…Does that sound bad? 7:05 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from twitterrific
	badbanana If you ask me, the best Christmas gift is not being murdered and buried in a cornfield. I hope our landlord likes it. 3:36 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
	stitchinsurgeon the best feeling in the world: kicks and movement from my two little angels 🙂 6:01 PM Dec 22nd, 2008from web
	movinmeat @DrCris Snow. It’s white and cold and slippery. Annoying on flat surfaces, divine on angled surfaces, at least when I am wearing skis. 5:36 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twitterrific in reply to DrCris
	SylviaPlath @DrCris Ha. Someone asked daughter how old she was the other day and she said, “24 metres” 4:50 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to DrCris
	SylviaPlath Daughter ran in naked. I asked her where her clothes had gone and she said the baby ate them. Then they both started laughing. 4:48 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web