Scalpel's Edge

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Tweeple are funny

Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time.  Here is a collection of some of my favourite “recent” tweets.  The timeline works back to front – the most recent updates are at the top.

Darth Vader
darthvader The bad news is we had to let go of about 8,000 clone troopers today. The good news is it really only counts as 1. 
Phil Baumann
PhilBaumann More people might be interested in Twitter if the question was changed to “WTF are you doing?” 
Graham Walker
grahamwalker Just got a nice call from a partner of a young patient who we coded and ultimately died. Thanked me for being there for him. Nice to hear. 
Daniel Jalkut
danielpunkass When I was eight, my dad tried to explain the theory of relativity to me. I laughed hysterically for several minutes. So it must be true. 
Geek2Nurse
Geek2Nurse Social worker note says Pt expecting call from Heaven. RNs exchange knowing looks. Phone rings. Pt’s friend Heaven asks to speak with him. 
Cris Pearson
atariboy Movie concept: ‘Prams on a train’. It’s a horror. 
Tim Siedell
badbanana Any rational economic stimulus plan should include blowing up Mount Rushmore in search of the City of Gold. 
tjstaab
tjstaab Why is it I’m the only one still smelling like chlorine. The joys of being a mum. Everyone else showers first and no hot water left for me. 
Aaron Logan
pyknosis Not sure she realizes it is impossible to have more than 2 biological parents regardless of how fucked up your family otherwise is. 
Aaron Logan
pyknosis Shot a quizzical look when the instructor ventured out of bounds saying some ppl have >2 genetic links “in era of artificial insemination.” 
Aaron Logan
pyknosis Wouldn’t that make a phenomenal holiday season movie? A one-legged toddler who trains like Rocky I, overcomes the odds, and wins the race. 
doc_rob
doc_rob Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. – Jules Renard
Jonathan Poh
jpoh Wish I had a ‘spinning beachball of death’ tshirt cos I feel like that right now. Someone force quit and reboot me pls
drlori71
drlori71 Family Bingo night tonight for my son’s school. Bingo – where B4 is really just B4 and not “before” 
Tim Siedell
badbanana New York pushers are selling ‘Obama’ brand drugs. Personally, I’d rather have whatever Palin was smoking.

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