Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time.  Here is a collection of some of my favourite “recent” tweets.  The timeline works back to front – the most recent updates are at the top.

	darthvader The bad news is we had to let go of about 8,000 clone troopers today. The good news is it really only counts as 1. about 1 hour ago from twitterrific
	PhilBaumann More people might be interested in Twitter if the question was changed to “WTF are you doing?” about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
	grahamwalker Just got a nice call from a partner of a young patient who we coded and ultimately died. Thanked me for being there for him. Nice to hear. 11:53 AM yesterday from web
	danielpunkass When I was eight, my dad tried to explain the theory of relativity to me. I laughed hysterically for several minutes. So it must be true. 10:57 AM yesterday from twitterrific
	Geek2Nurse Social worker note says Pt expecting call from Heaven. RNs exchange knowing looks. Phone rings. Pt’s friend Heaven asks to speak with him. 9:32 AM yesterday from web
	atariboy Movie concept: ‘Prams on a train’. It’s a horror. 2:16 PM Jan 25th from Tweetie
	badbanana Any rational economic stimulus plan should include blowing up Mount Rushmore in search of the City of Gold. 11:10 AM Jan 25th from web
	tjstaab Why is it I’m the only one still smelling like chlorine. The joys of being a mum. Everyone else showers first and no hot water left for me. 5:51 AM Jan 25th from TwitterFox
	pyknosis Not sure she realizes it is impossible to have more than 2 biological parents regardless of how fucked up your family otherwise is. 5:09 AM Jan 25th from Tweetie
	pyknosis Shot a quizzical look when the instructor ventured out of bounds saying some ppl have >2 genetic links “in era of artificial insemination.” 5:07 AM Jan 25th from Tweetie
	pyknosis Wouldn’t that make a phenomenal holiday season movie? A one-legged toddler who trains like Rocky I, overcomes the odds, and wins the race. 3:57 AM Jan 25th fromTweetie
	doc_rob Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. – Jules Renard9:17 AM Jan 24th from TweetDeck
	jpoh Wish I had a ‘spinning beachball of death’ tshirt cos I feel like that right now. Someone force quit and reboot me pls9:17 AM Jan 24th from Tweetie
	drlori71 Family Bingo night tonight for my son’s school. Bingo – where B4 is really just B4 and not “before” 7:58 AM Jan 24th from web
	badbanana New York pushers are selling ‘Obama’ brand drugs. Personally, I’d rather have whatever Palin was smoking.7:05 AM Jan 24th from web