captain_beef
Fifi Box is the head frocktard. Kill her, and you stop the others.
drlori71
Sometimes it’s better to not ask questions & say, I don’t want to know & I don’t care.
GiggleMed
Heard in the hallway: “The pleural-urethra fistula is much less common than you think”
DDsD
Will climate change cause the sea levels to rise? I say we should take a wait and swim approach.
ulishoes
Pleased to report that the horror domino effect in the kitchen that claimed the life of a wine glass spared the bottle of red wine
drrwinters
Stadium physician medical fact: Mascot decapitation reimplants have high success. Attach immediately. Do not put in milk on ice.
MyfWarhurst
The most difficult thing about writing a book is the writing bit.
caseyf
Doh. Someone filed an abuse complaint with our ISP citing a 6 hits an hour as a “constant attack”. We’re subscribing to their RSS feed.
middleclassgirl
To the person who DMd to suggest that “Swearing shows that you’re unintelligent”, my son has just learnt the phrase “supercilious cunt”.
lipodoc
Wow, I wonder if it’s possible to auto-asphyxiate from sucking in stomach at the beach?
adnrw
I can’t find the cork to this bottle of wine, so I’m finishing it off. 2 glasses down.
ulishoes
If I were so inclined I could get quite high right now just by standing in the hall outside my neighbour’s apartment.
badbanana
I’m growing facial hair in November to raise awareness for how creepy I can look.
Wil_Anderson
All interviews should be done on horseback like at the Cup. I would love to see Kerry O’Brien chase Kevin Rudd down the street on a pony…
Wil_Anderson
Gotta love a day where people get up early, dress up and battle traffic… just so they can get pissed in a car park!
middleclassgirl
My dad was a bookie. I’ve got a great story that involves puma tracksuits and sawn off shotguns.