I am laughing at more tweets than I have time to repost.  Here is some of the backlog.

Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time.  Here is a collection of some of my favourite “recent” tweets.  The timeline is back to front, with most recent updates at the top.

 

	darthvader Flight attendant told me to turn off my “electronic devices”. One mind trick later, I’m still breathing. The same can’t be said for her. 7:23 AM Jan 5th from twitterrific
	PhilBaumann The problem with reading Seth Godin: you’re more likely to get psychotic when facing horrible customer service. 7:00 AM Jan 5th from twidroid
	PhilBaumann Status: Did stuff today. Did some more. Gonna do more stuff. Not sure if you care. Sorry if you do. Hugs! 4:55 AM Jan 5th from Power Twitter
	stitchinsurgeon just when i start to get concerned about decreased fetal movement they start bringing the funk. i love my babies! 4:31 AM Jan 5th from mobile web
	scanman just finished telling DD a story ‘Guru Paramartha & His Five Foolish Disciples’ She ended up smacking her forehead over their stupidity 🙂 3:58 AM Jan 5th from iTweet
	asthepumpturns This semester, I am not going to iron my scrubs, that’s my way of stickin it to the man. 3:52 AM Jan 5thfrom TweetDeck
	mathewferguson If you’ve got a day off tomorrow like me then I’ve got a totally awesome idea for us! Let’s all work on our manifestos together! 11:59 PM Jan 4th from web
	badbanana The world’s oldest woman died today. No cause of death was listed, so I assume she lost a knife fight with the world’s second oldest woman. 11:11 AM Jan 3rd from web
	tjstaab Caught M changing her own poopy diaper. She took it off and was cleaning herself with wipes. Cross that off my list of things to do today. 9:51 AM Jan 3rd from TwitterFox
	lukie  just seen on Tshirt “Cheer up EMO kid” – made me smile 1:22 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twitterrific
	SylviaPlath Sunk as low as I ever have last night and dreamt about Peter Costello. Disgusted with self 9:26 AM Dec 22nd, 2008from web
	Lilylauren “The problem with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt” 8:39 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
	badbanana Good things come in flat, money-shaped packages. 8:17 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from txt
	middleclassgirl It’s official! I am now the age I recall my mother being! 7:25 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twitterrific
	firstdogonmoon If you were wondering, I am on holiday. All day. I am moving very slowly, and nothing is a problem. If it is a problem I get into bed. 7:10 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TweetDeck
	drrwinters if i change the tv to more red balance will my 3y/5y daughters sit around and watch pink football players whom i’ll call princesses? win/win 6:42 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
	Bongi1 i must have really pissed karma off somehow 6:30 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
	giustini I can’t believe what I’m hearing “Employees now more likely than ever to have inappropriate conversations at work [because of social media]” 6:18 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web

One response to “Tweeple are funny”

1. Jerry McLlama says:

   May 19, 2011 at 10:32 pm

   Well, this was random.
   By the way, what is “Twitter”?
   I couldn’t understand half of these for the life of me.
   PS: Are you a surgeon? If so, what is it like?
   thanks 🙂

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