Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time.  Here is a collection of some of my favourite “recent” tweets.  The timeline works back to front – the most recent updates are at the top.

	drlori71 If I didn’t have a husband, kids & a job I’d have a lot more time to blog. But then I probably wouldn’t have much to blog about. Jan 24 from web
	facelikefizz I just tapped the spacebar twice in attempt to get a full stop in TextEdit. I’m clearly spending too much time with my iPhone.7:00 PM Jan 23rd from EventBox
	drrwinters i read Mrs. Piggle Wiggle to my 5yo using different, theatrical voices for each character. daughter is unimpressed, “dad use your own voice” 6:03 PM Jan 23rd from web
	danmccredden When I ask an employee if I can have a chat, they look worried. My job here is done. 12:35 PM Jan 23rd from web
	danielpunkass “How do we close Guantanamo” is an easy problem compared to “how do we get away with torturing all these innocent people?” 12:24 PM Jan 23rd from twitterrific
	Geek2Nurse Txt quote from hubs: “In another life I could have been a serial killer of stupid people.” My empathic sense tells me he’s having a bad day. 10:10 AM Jan 23rd from web
	dreamingspires ¿llǝʇ noʎ uɐɔ ˙ƃuıʞɹoʍ ʇou ˙ƃuıʎɐld 6:45 PM Jan 22nd from web
	lukie  But it’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a turn using the electric toothbrush 5:58 PM Jan 22nd from Tweetie
	badbanana Watching Lost. The only parts I understand are the commercials. 2:03 PM Jan 22nd from web
	airliebee is blurry. (it’s the opposite of focused.) 11:27 AM Jan 22nd from web
	laikas o.k. pressed the “publish” button. No more editing. It is a blogpost, not an article for the NEJM. I’m going to sleep now. Bye tweeps. 11:22 AM Jan 22nd from TweetDeck
	drlori71 It’s one of those days where every other word to my kids is No or Stop it 11:20 AM Jan 22nd from TwitterFon
	Riayn The airport lounge is showing Hannah Montana. Kill me now. 10:17 AM Jan 22nd from txt
	facelikefizz Best non-offensive swearing ever – Captain Haddock. Billions of blue blistering barnacles! 8:19 AM Jan 22ndfrom EventBox
	badbanana Attempting to look as macho as possible while eating a blackberry Yoplait lowfat yogurt. 7:58 AM Jan 22nd from web
	airliebee just heard the Swan-Kicking Developer say that Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” is the best song ever. Oh god. 7:26 AM Jan 22nd from web
	rambodoc ‘Choledochoduodenostomy’: Hospital resident was asked to write a discharge on this operation. He wrote, “Collie doco duodenal stormy’. Sad! 8:45 PM Jan 21st from iTweet
	d11wtq Would like to thank the kind person who left their (no longer needed) daily metcard fixed to the ticket machine on the tram 🙂 8:12 PM Jan 21st from twitterrific
	danmccredden My bankrupt client hasn’t turned up for his appointment. Apparently asking for money up front was unreasonable. 4:07 PM Jan 21st from web
	alexmwalker Retelling of Star Wars trilogy by someone who’s never actually seen it. http://vimeo.com/2809991 3:39 PM Jan 21st from web