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Tweeple are funny

Twitter is a social network, that lets people share little bits about themselves.  Some of the little bits are funny.  Some are stupid.  To reduce the amount of effort you have to expend, I have collected some of the funny ones here.  Follow me on twitter. Not promising I will be funny, though.

  1. middleclassgirlmiddleclassgirlIcon_lock“ebony and Ivory” is a VERY bad song to have stuck in your head.

  2. Darren RowseprobloggerYou have to worry about a place that has big signs everywhere that ask you not to abuse or be violent to the staff 🙁

  3. Darth VaderdarthvaderIf you’re stinging from the BSG spoilers on Twitter, maybe this will take some of the edge off – I am Luke’s father.

  4. Andrew L HarrisonadnrwLess than a week to go! AFL Tipping for Twitterers:http://tinyurl.com/cbhkd3 [pwd is “footy”] open to everyone, free to join.

  5. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathIt must be awful being a control freak – chaotic humans not doing what you want them to, the universe being so messy and everything.

  6. Rachel Murphyfacelikefizz@KidneyNotes What I dislike most about being a doctor: lack of time. Appt times are too short; not enough time for extra reading.

  7. danmccreddendanmccreddenJust because I think your proposed strategy is inflammatory, legally unjustifiable and counter productive does not mean that I lack “balls”

  8. Felicia DayfeliciadayPacking for SF trip. Phone, DS, still camera, Flip Video, Laptop, chargers for all…oh, guess I’ll have to make room for pants and stuff.

  9. RiaynRiaynI should stop using Google to diagnose the pain in my foot. The results are scaring me.

  10. Wil Wheatonwilwall i’ve produced today is half a page of scribbled lines, but i swear i wasn’t frittering away the hours in an offhand way.

  11. raenaraenalet’s try that again: http://tinyurl.com/bdu3s7 it’s totally synergistic social marketing bullshit bingo!

  12. tjstaabtjstaabIf you were following my blog, please check your settings and make sure you are ‘public’ and not ‘anonymous’.

  13. MediMediMaryMediMediMarySinging about patrick dempsey and me to the tune of kokomo. “Patrick dempsey and meeee we’ll perfect our chemistryyyyy in kokomo!”

  14. Michelle Scavonemichscavconfused. first they say drinking is bad for us, then they say it’s good, now they say it causes cancer but is still good for us … ¿¿¿

  15. danmccreddendanmccreddenMajor life decisions make my head hurt – who would have thought?

  16. vpmedicalvpmedicalDearest desktop, don’t you dare try to restart my computer for updates. Can’t you see I am twittering

  17. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathDaughter always yells at Kerry O’Brien. “Why don’t you go home and have a cup of coffee!” Don’t know why.

  18. doc_robdoc_robI might be sturgeon general. I like fish…in general.

  19. Molly JonesmollyjonesThere’s the mother-in-law then there is the step mother mother-in-law two very different species.

  20. RiaynRiaynTitling your email with Urgent followed by eight exclamation marks will not make me solve your problem any quicker.

2 responses to “Tweeple are funny”

  1. Wow! I made the list. That is so unusal for me as I am such a total bore. Thanks for the giggles.

  2. Raena says:

    Woo! Thanks for the list, there’s some comedy here.

    I’m a big fan of favrd:
    http://favrd.textism.com/

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