Twitter is a social network, that lets people share little bits about themselves. Some of the little bits are funny. Some are stupid. To reduce the amount of effort you have to expend, I have collected some of the funny ones here. Follow me on twitter. Not promising I will be funny, though.
middleclassgirl
“ebony and Ivory” is a VERY bad song to have stuck in your head.
probloggerYou have to worry about a place that has big signs everywhere that ask you not to abuse or be violent to the staff 🙁
darthvaderIf you’re stinging from the BSG spoilers on Twitter, maybe this will take some of the edge off – I am Luke’s father.
adnrwLess than a week to go! AFL Tipping for Twitterers:http://tinyurl.com/cbhkd3 [pwd is “footy”] open to everyone, free to join.
SylviaPlathIt must be awful being a control freak – chaotic humans not doing what you want them to, the universe being so messy and everything.
facelikefizz@KidneyNotes What I dislike most about being a doctor: lack of time. Appt times are too short; not enough time for extra reading.
danmccreddenJust because I think your proposed strategy is inflammatory, legally unjustifiable and counter productive does not mean that I lack “balls”
feliciadayPacking for SF trip. Phone, DS, still camera, Flip Video, Laptop, chargers for all…oh, guess I’ll have to make room for pants and stuff.
RiaynI should stop using Google to diagnose the pain in my foot. The results are scaring me.
wilwall i’ve produced today is half a page of scribbled lines, but i swear i wasn’t frittering away the hours in an offhand way.
raenalet’s try that again: http://tinyurl.com/bdu3s7 it’s totally synergistic social marketing bullshit bingo!
tjstaabIf you were following my blog, please check your settings and make sure you are ‘public’ and not ‘anonymous’.
MediMediMarySinging about patrick dempsey and me to the tune of kokomo. “Patrick dempsey and meeee we’ll perfect our chemistryyyyy in kokomo!”
michscavconfused. first they say drinking is bad for us, then they say it’s good, now they say it causes cancer but is still good for us … ¿¿¿
- danmccreddenMajor life decisions make my head hurt – who would have thought?
vpmedicalDearest desktop, don’t you dare try to restart my computer for updates. Can’t you see I am twittering
- SylviaPlathDaughter always yells at Kerry O’Brien. “Why don’t you go home and have a cup of coffee!” Don’t know why.
doc_robI might be sturgeon general. I like fish…in general.
mollyjonesThere’s the mother-in-law then there is the step mother mother-in-law two very different species.
- RiaynTitling your email with Urgent followed by eight exclamation marks will not make me solve your problem any quicker.
Wow! I made the list. That is so unusal for me as I am such a total bore. Thanks for the giggles.
Woo! Thanks for the list, there’s some comedy here.
I’m a big fan of favrd:
http://favrd.textism.com/