Twitter is a microblogging service, where users can share short updates about what they have been up to. Some tweeple are pretty funny, and some are pretty interesting. I use this time to share some of my favourite over the last few weeks.
michscav‘Obese men have less chance of marriage’ appears in my news feed this morning – how is that even a story?
auntycookielistening to little people eat fruit in my ear…
middleclassgirl
oh look … stuff! (Guess who’s avoiding working on a spreadsheet?)
ASIOis looking for civilian volunteers to take part in new immunization trials. Side effects include slight monsterism.
LilylaurenI have successfully made someone cry today ! Yay me !
SylviaDiscountIt would be such a beautiful world if everyone wasn’t mental.
sentienceMicrosoft’s Windows 7 RC product key request wizard doesn’t work in Safari. Re-evaluating my decision to request one.
badbananaYour Star Wars Day greeting is insensitive to those of us who do not believe in George Lucas.
MyfWarhurstSitting at home with the cat on my knee, purring. It’s nice to know that at home no-one gives a stuff about a dress.
dreamingspiresMessage to students — don’t sit too long on the periphery in team work. Big brother is watching you on social learning maps… #edaust09
atariboyThat’s nawwwwt how yer maaake poridge
thedayhascomeIf your wife asks if sex or twitter is more important, don’t answer that question because it’s already too late.
AussiewafflerOut for dinner tonight..to a restaurant..wow. It’s the little things you take for granted pre-children, like eating an entire warm meal.
goldenskyeWaiting in a queue and reading the ingredients list on a packet of frog prince jellies. They are not as healthy or as natural as they claim.
smurphWhy does it take the sales people longer to serve bogans?
movinmeatI was so please with myself when I got the boys to nap. I had to wake them at 5:30. Now they’re bouncing on their beds and won’t sleep. sigh
stitchinsurgeontwo fussy babies. they know mama has to go back to work tomorrow and they are sad too! keep me in your thoughts tomorrow!
firstdogonmoonOh dear, Penny Woooonnngg is speeeeaaaakinng zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz clonk
crikey_newsKevin Rudd just paraphrased Eminem — isn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse?- thedayhascomeIf you love something, set it free. Except for the hostage tied up in the basement. That would be really poor judgement on your part.
Hello there Dr Chris,
I was enjoying reading this post so much I almost forgot to leave this comment, telling you that you might like to check out the following BrisStyle post – http://brisstyle.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-giveaway-winners.html…. as you are one of the winners of our May giveaway. If you could get in touch with us at brisstyleteam@gmail.com then we will arrange to have your prize posted out to you 🙂
Cheers,
Bec
(BrisStyle Blog Editor)
On Behalf of the BrisStyle Committee
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@Bec: Yey!