Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time. Here is a collection of some of my favourite January tweets.
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movinmeat Went to see a patient, my dentist was sitting in the room. It was his mother. And I am scheduled for a filling tomorrow. No pressure.
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danmccredden Quote from the workplace “my doctor *told* me to document everything that goes on at this place”
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precordialthump Whenever you have a bad idea, shout “Akerue!” – the opposite of eureka.
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pyknosis If phyisicians were permitted to be as inept as auto mechanics, no one would leave the hospital alive.
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badbanana I don’t want flying cars! I don’t need a car full of drunk teenagers crashing through my second floor bedroom at 2am.
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Geek2Nurse @joemd Nursing school is one problem. For reasons I do not understand, nurses eat their young. Low instructor pay is doubtless a factor.
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facelikefizz Good grief. My mum just bought an iPhone and a MacBook Pro. And now she’s sending me texts asking where are the games on the phone!
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mattymcg is eating Wizz Fizz.
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jpoh ooh look.. i just found this KEWL website called myspace.com.. it’s got music and stuff, and I can customise my profile page too.. AWESOME
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SylviaPlath I am getting 3yo to eat meals by telling her it’s “dog food”. She’s convinced she’s a puppy
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andrewsayer When someone asks if you’re a god, you say “Yes”.
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firstdogonmoon That is not the United States of America it is a pair of angry underpants
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firstdogonmoon I have unfollowed a bunch of people who dont follow me. I feel shallow.
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